That’s an ensporkable dish, sir

A Spork, but not mine I haven't done a lot of things lately--specifically, I haven't Yelped! and I haven't done anything with Tumblr and I haven't put up a word that I invented in recent weeks. Ever since I gave that Asian Massage Parlor a bad review , I've been all but hounded off Yelp by people who thought I was being funny. I was confused, and she had big thighs. BIG thighs. And I'm not going to mess with Tumblr until I figure out what Tumblr is. I like Tumblr. What the heck is it? I

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